Monthly Archives: September 2010

A Feast Fit For A Front-running Mayoral Candidate

Neco Cockburn talked turkey(s), A fairly tame mayoral debate Friday.. Things wouldn’t be so tame if any of the crackerbarrel cognoscenti would ever admit that they can run (for Mayor), but they can’t hide (from their civic duty to defend … Continue reading

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The Incredible Expanding Position Paper

CTV asked, Why are you running for Mayor? I’m glad you asked that question, though I doubt my answer will win me many friends. I’m running because it has become painfully obvious to me that no one else in this … Continue reading

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A ‘One-Minute Pitch’ On The Teevee – But Wait, There’s More…

Joseph Furtenbacher speechified for a rather small (yet somehow unnervingly large) CBC camera, Hello everyone, my name’s Joseph Furtenbacher, and though I say it myself, I am the most intelligent and compassionate person presently occupying our humble sphere. Sad but … Continue reading

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The Main(stream) Event

Larry O’Brien and Jim Watson tried to duke it out, but found themselves strangely (long)winded, OTTAWA – According to Larry O’Brien, his opponent Jim Watson is “a quitter” who has no vision for the future of the city.. Sounds like … Continue reading

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Rationale

An email sent to Mayor Larry O’Brien on September 6th, 2010 (My apologies to Mr. DeMint and Mr. O’Brien; I was feeling rather mawkish): Hi, In the interests of fair play (and to prevent anyone’s filing fee going south unnecessarily:), … Continue reading

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